We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 565. J.B.1921, certificate number 38221. The hand of God.

And for this

is being more for here.

Pauling, I'm seeing two second let me see.

My yard is all the other, I think of is Margaret Thatcher.

Well she just ruled England. I think of is Margaret Thatcher.

How so?

Well, she just ruled England with an iron fist.

And an iron fist and the hand of God

are more or less the same thing in my religious cosmology.

I imagine the foot of God stomping on Margaret Thatcher like a Terry Gilliam animation.

Something completely different.

So Margaret Thatcher is your God,

got it.

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