The Halves
The Truth
The Truth
4.7 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2020
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
When a sitcom star is contacted by his long-lost relatives, he discovers that gaining a new family is a lot more than he bargained for.
Written by David Ebert.
Performed by David Ebert, Julia Kelly, David Koechner, Mark Gessner, Leslie Meisel, Amy Warren, Tom Stephens and Amanda Hunt.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of the Truth contains strong language. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm not going to lend you $50. |
| 0:09.4 | Come on, we're family. |
| 0:11.8 | We are not family. We're just pretending to be family |
| 0:15.4 | so I can get my green card. |
| 0:17.2 | Fine. Then give me 50 bucks and I'll pretend to pay it back. |
| 0:22.8 | If I give it to you, will you please go away? |
| 0:26.8 | For a little bit, but I can't stay away from you. |
| 0:29.6 | You're my brother from another mother. |
| 0:33.0 | Come here. |
| 0:34.2 | Oh my gosh. |
| 0:35.8 | You guys see the name of the show in the show? |
| 0:38.0 | I know, but I kind of love it. |
| 0:39.6 | When the writers trust you to say the corneus line, |
| 0:41.6 | it's like they're telling you you're a fan favorite. |
| 0:43.6 | You're my fan favorite. |
| 0:45.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:47.0 | I can't believe you're starring in your own sitcom. |
| 0:49.6 | Yes, I also cannot believe it. |
| 0:52.2 | It's kind of... |
| 0:53.4 | I'm proud of you. |
| 0:55.2 | Are you proud of you? I want you to be proud of you. |
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