Hello again. This is Michael Jordan, the Craig of Introductions. When I came in here last week,

I didn't understand the script. It seemed bland and uninteresting, and I thought, well, this must be

for Magic Johnson. But I got called this week and was told that I needed to fly my Gulfstream back to Venice, California, as fast as possible.

So here I am, Craigers. I had a chance to watch that performance two weeks ago.

And I gotta say, when you forgot that comedian's name, and then multiple times throughout the show just killed the vibe with your inability

to reach for any creative or informative idea on the spot.

It was a real monster performance,

meaning it was a performance.

And you are a monster.

I have to say, when you forgot all the time stamps,

that is when I knew we had a legendary performance on our hands.

Sure. I had 38 points against John Stockton and the greatest NBA child rapist ever called

Malone. But that was nothing like pressing a bunch of buttons wrong on the computer and completely

derailing the only joy in a blind man's life.

That is some glove level defense you are playing than Craggers.

And I respect and appreciate it.

And now a man who will call this intro, the Jordan of all interest, excuse me, the Craggers of all the time.

The man who has never once seen the Celtics choked in the playoffs.

Although you can set your watch to it,

Blah, Mike, Mike, Guy.

As much as the next guy, I enjoy pointing out all Craig's monstrous behavior, I think it's important.

We support him on the show and everything and promote the things that he does.

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