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The Valenti Show

The Guys Want Javier Báez Bought Out

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

3.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Rico cannot fathom how the Tigers have not bought out Javier Báez yet. They discuss their reasoning behind this.

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0:00.0

Oh, why ever would we open with that?

0:03.0

Simple.

0:04.0

That inanimate object is 105 today.

0:08.0

Maybe they'll tie a birthday balloon around her neck like they did in the tournament a few years ago.

0:15.4

Poor woman had a balloon animal duct tape to her arm.

0:18.6

She didn't even know what day it was.

0:20.5

Translation, that's Mike's way of saying happy birthday sister Jean go away sister Jane

0:25.4

Serious note before we get into serious matters. There is no one in this room that's interested in living to 105 is there?

0:32.2

No if living is being is doing what she's doing I want no part of that as I told you it when all of a sudden you can't have any independence when you're totally relying upon somebody to bathe you and

0:44.6

feed you and the quality of life is gone. When a tuba player ties balloon animals to

0:50.3

you and you can't fight them off. Yeah I don't want to have a problem. Hey let's just sit and roll them in front of the window so he can just stare at the birds for a few hours. No, that's that's not living anymore.

1:00.0

105. You know the Green Bay Packers were created 10 days before she was born?

1:07.0

Hmm. That's how old that lady is.

1:10.0

That's old man.

1:16.0

Then we have serious things to do. You gonna miss her when she's gone?

1:17.0

No, I won't.

1:20.0

Might actually be able to root for Loyola again.

1:22.0

You know what I... I don't know if I'm supposed to say this I'll just tell you I've heard she's not very nice

1:28.4

She's 105 I'm just telling you how many old people are really nice. I've heard she's very aware where the cameras are.

1:35.0

That's all I'm going to tell you from some of my college basketball people.

1:38.0

Yeah, and sister Jane not so wholesome. Oh, she's magic jennison. Uh oh. All right, so let's magic jennison oh oh all right so let's let's get into this three o'clock we

1:46.8

are gonna do something very enjoyable for years I've talked about how the man to my

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