The Guys Teach Valenti About Golf
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 11 June 2024
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Valenti starts the second hour of the show with an open mind about something that he is not too familiar with: the game of golf. He wonders how long it would take for him to become good.
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| 0:00.0 | You know, Mike, when you think of the 4th of July, a lot of people think of, you know, fireworks, |
| 0:06.6 | going to the beach, the pool, whatever. |
| 0:10.7 | I watch the hot dog eating contest and I am just broken here that one of the great |
| 0:15.7 | athletes of our country is not being able to participate because he signed with a rival company. |
| 0:24.0 | This is just blasphemous. |
| 0:25.7 | I love Joey Chestnut. |
| 0:27.6 | Now you got him out, Kobayashi retired, |
| 0:30.6 | just fold the whole thing up. |
| 0:32.3 | Damn it it sucks. |
| 0:36.0 | All right, I'd digress. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm just shooting you straight. |
| 0:39.0 | No, I, I, okay. |
| 0:42.0 | I do want to, we will get to the rest of the relevant sports momentarily, but I have a question. |
| 0:48.3 | Yes, sir. You walked in today, and I mean, sunglasses, you're dressed for the golf course luxury polo tell |
| 0:56.0 | anybody what I'm wearing they won't believe it if they're not watching on |
| 0:58.6 | YouTube or wherever somehow you're you congrats I'd like to tell you officially you've worn more Spartan gear in 2024 than I have |
| 1:06.8 | Well, I had a daughter who went to I you know right |
| 1:09.3 | You wore it one day. I'm at zero. So let me you I said boy Mike what did you do did you play this morning because you're you're a golf guy. Yeah and I said to you I go this is, it could be the most beautiful day of the year in the state. |
| 1:27.0 | 75 and sunny, there's not a cloud in the sky. |
| 1:31.0 | And I look to you and I go, man, these are the days where I go geez I kind of |
| 1:36.3 | wish I played golf now I didn't grow up with it right I grew up poor golf was not a |
| 1:42.1 | thing it just isn't one of these deals where golf was ever in my |
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