The Guys React to An ABSURD Story
The Valenti Show
Audacy
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay. |
| 0:21.2 | I know it's going to be a shorter segment. And I know, look, we've just spent two hours on, you know, what do people think is going to happen with Michigan? If you want that, Odyssey.com Rewan. Let me say this. I had something for you. I like that. Who am I? Okay. I actually felt like I had a chance. Okay. I know we needed to. |
| 0:26.2 | His dog at 10 was named Rusty. |
| 0:26.6 | Right. Okay. |
| 0:27.2 | I know. |
| 0:27.9 | But, you know, we made a joke earlier about the Georgia TV station with the wrong |
| 0:34.6 | graphic. |
| 0:35.4 | And instead of it saying Michael Pennix Jr., |
| 0:37.1 | it said Michael Penix Jr., |
| 0:38.3 | sometimes there are headlines you read. |
| 0:41.2 | And look, man, commercial breaks. |
| 0:43.8 | I try to, you know, find stuff. |
| 0:47.5 | Add it to our sheet. |
| 0:49.3 | Can I just, I have to read this. |
| 0:51.7 | Because these are the moments where I'm just like, |
| 0:53.9 | how am I living in real life? |
| 0:55.5 | Okay. |
| 0:56.8 | But I need, I need a guarantee. |
| 1:00.1 | I need a guarantee. |
| 1:01.9 | There cannot be a dropmate of this. |
| 1:03.7 | I am reading the news. |
| 1:08.0 | Okay, it's his right hand to God. |
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