All right, real quick before we get back to business.

First of all, Odyssey.com, Rewan, you're missing.

We have a situation, and David has a situation, but because it affects me, I'm making it my situation.

So I need your help, people.

Jury duty is something that just happens.

And I have to get David out of jury duty.

Now, I've offered a solution that no one has argued is ineffective, but yet no one is comfortable with it.

And that is to me, when you are interviewed for jury duty, you just say some of the most egregious things on the

planet in order to be inadmissible as a juror. Like, it wouldn't matter. Like, if David rolls in,

even though he doesn't feel this way and he just goes, I hate all white people, you're not a juror.

You're out. They're going to go, this guy's a loose cannon. If David rolls in and goes, I hate all white people. You're not a juror. You're out.

They're going to go, this guy's a loose cannon.

If David rolls in and goes, I want you to know something up front, really happy to be here,

but I'm a crackhead.

And I'm going to have to do crack while on your jury.

They're going to just be like, nope.

Isn't that how you get out of this? Is it okay to smoke rocks on your break?

Right.

Like David rolls up and says, I, David says, I hate minorities.

Like what?

How would they allow them there?

So hold on.

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