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So you know you've really made it as a Twitter celebrity when someone impersonate you. Have you ever, has anyone here had that problem lately?

That's true. It's funny you should ask Shane.

Really? Somebody is impersonating me on Twitter.

What? They like created an account, has my Twitter picture. They spelled my name wrong,

which just feels sloppy, frankly.

H-E-N-B-S-Y. But that's eight. You had one job. Y.

But that's eight.

So that they can make clear that it's not actually you.

But they haven't tweeted anything.

And then they like, they follow like a bunch of news organizations.

So have they tweeted anything?

No.

That's so bizarre. It's so bizarre.

But you know Susan it's a mark of your it's a mark of how powerful you are

Exactly it's important to impersonate you they want to steal your thunder I'm

feeling very inferior now that I don't have an impersonator.

But what you do have is a blue checkmark,

whereas once again returning to the perpetual tale of my humiliation,

me and Julia Assange are not verification worthy.

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