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Welcome to the Gun kind of fun.

But you know what?

We have Michelle over there, we have Jim over there, actually there are not many people who call us regular or at least they don't call us normal.

I don't know what that's about.

Yeah, well actually since I've started that Raisin Brand regimen, I've been very regular. Okay. Oh, you didn't mean that. Oh, never mind. Disregard everybody.

You know, Michelle, I count on you and you're letting me down again. You know? You just, I'm going to have to send a slap a gram over there.

Yeah, we're going to have to start deciding what he can say ahead of time and

maybe write out some lines.

I'm not sure. There you go. Script to me.

Script me. This segment brought to you by Taser. Speaking of Taser, did you hear about the, I believe it was an Ohio girl.

She's 16 years old, she's got some rare form of leukemia and she's terminal

and one of her dying wishes was to be able to tase somebody.

Tase somebody.

So she tase the police officer.

Oh, I thought maybe we could volunteer you.

Oh, like what?

No, a real man stepped up already.

Never miss a chance to be someone's hero, Jim.

Yep, yep.

So there you go.

I guess a sergeant stepped up and took the zap from her.

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