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Story Pirates

The Grouchy Friends/The Girl Who Never Fell Asleep (feat. Jeff Hiller and Hannah Solow)

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.5 • 17.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Peter has a surprising encounter with Evil Robot Peter at a huge gas station that sells everything you could ever need. Featuring two new stories: “The Grouchy Friends”, a song about two pals, a horse (Jeff Hiller) and a bear (Hannah Solow), who have to work extra hard to get along, written by Dylan, a 6 year old from the New York, and “The Girl Who Never Fell Asleep”, a story about a mom with some pretty surprising ideas about how to wind down, written by a 9 year old from New York named Wilder. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-love See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here. On today's episode, the story pirates have another

0:08.0

encounter with the evil robot story pirates. And let's just say that Peter learns a thing or two

0:16.4

about water slides. We also have two amazing special guests on one of today's new stories,

0:24.8

the fantastic and hilarious Jeff Hiller,

0:27.4

and the return of the wonderful and talented Hannah Solo.

0:32.4

And of course, we've got more story love with Lee and Peter,

0:35.8

and it's all coming up after a few words for the grown-ups.

0:48.1

Wow, I can't believe that in all my travels, I've never come across a gas station like Luckies. Have you ever seen anything like it, Nemone? No, Rachel, it's incredible. They have something for everyone. And then a bunch of stuff that's like, who's that for? Oh, there's so much merch, and you know I love merch. And I love their mascot, even though I can't really tell what it is. It's a Nutria. Megan, what's a Nutria? Well, Lee, it's a semi-aquatic rodent with large front teeth, like a cross between an otter and a beaver. I know because I had a Nutriah co-star in a pilot that never aired or was made. Do we have time to go to the Lucky's water park that's next to the Lucky's Dog Park? Sorry, Nimini. We got to get a move on. Let's get a photo with this Lucky statue and we'll head out. Everyone get in for a selfie. Where's Peter? I haven't seen him since we got here and he ran straight to that sweet and savory pastry section. We were all supposed to meet here the statue when we were ready to go.

1:45.5

He ate too much and told me he was going to go take a nap under his coat in the car.

1:49.4

I'll photocrop him in the picture later.

1:51.5

Smile y'all.

1:52.6

Cheese!

1:54.4

Aw, cute pick! You can tell we're having so much fun.

1:57.6

This is exactly the kind of place that the evil robot story pirates could never appreciate.

2:02.6

It's just too human. I was just thinking of that's right. Speaking of which, we need to get a move on.

2:09.7

Come on, let's head over to the ship at Fuel Pump 326. Yeah, I guess we better down the road.

2:14.5

But I love it here.

2:18.3

This giant gas station is terrible.

2:21.2

If I could feel emotions, this would give me yuck.

2:24.8

Do you agree, robot nimmony?

2:26.7

I agree, evil robot, Rachel.

2:29.6

At first you think it's efficient, but then it turns out it's not efficient at all, right? Evil robot, Megan?

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