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The GROSSEST Minecraft Kid to Live EVER (Storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Storytime of the smelliest, grossest and cringiest minecraft kid to ever exist on planet earth. I hope you enjoy this funny and hilarious story, and try not to Laugh!

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story. Today we have a story of the stinkiest Minecraft kid ever, who smells really bad, and he thinks that his stink, his natural odor, gives him unlimited visibility, and he can pick up any girl ever on the face of this earth.

0:17.0

This is quite the story. I know you'll enjoy it, so sit back, relax. Leave a like on the video

0:22.2

to claim your free nothing, limit of time, by the way, and let's just jump right into it.

0:27.3

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Wallace. So anyways, Wallace was

0:32.0

12 at the time. This happened not that long ago. Maybe Wallace is still 12, I don't know. He

0:37.0

just told me at this time he

0:38.0

was 12, right? And he and his boys were kind of hanging out one day when Wallace's mom came down

0:43.4

and said, hey, like guys, and talks to Wallace and his friends. There's a new kid moving into the

0:48.0

neighborhood. I thought it'd be good or cool if you guys went and talked to him. So I set

0:53.5

something up with you and him tomorrow and also with you and him two days from then.

0:58.6

Basically, the plan was that Wallace and his friends were going to go over to this kid's house,

1:02.7

get to know him a little bit, and then the next day they were all going to go to the mall together,

1:06.7

is that was the thing that Wallace and his friends enjoyed doing.

1:09.4

So Wallace and his friends really had

1:10.8

no objection to this. We're just going to call his friends Ben collectively. I'm going to refer to them

1:17.2

both as Ben because they don't really have any, they don't really have any qualities in the story

1:21.9

that they need to be separated by. So we're just going to call them both Ben. But anyways, Wallace and

1:26.5

Wallace and we'll say Wallace and his friends. I'll say Ben if necessary.

1:30.2

Wallace and his friends had no objection to this as they thought, okay, well, that's cool. New person. No, maybe he's cool. And worst case scenario, he's not and we're just not friends with him. Like, we'll figure it out pretty soon. So anyways, fast forward to the day where Wallace and his friends go over to this guy's house.

1:47.0

And this was the beginning of the end, man.

1:49.2

This is where things, they only went down from here.

1:52.5

So anyways, they're driving up to the house, and Wallace's mom drops them off and says,

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