What's the deal is everybody, welcome to another episode of Long Days with Clon Yanni,

your favorite medicated talk show host on the internet.

What a week in the USA and the world and the galaxy.

Not even the aliens are interested this week, there have been no sightings except for

one alien sighting in court in California, I assume, where Britney Spears is going to

war with her dad over a 13 year old conservator thing where he's holding her money because

she likes to talk to walls and lick lemons.

Black holes, are they racist?

Are they not?

Well a Cornell professor thinks it's racist that black holes are black, so we shouldn't

call them black.

We should call them white holes, even though they appear to be black.

Hong Kong, no longer not part of China.

What is it?

Did they do COVID in order to get those protesters off the street?

Probably.

Milo, yapa, papa, papa, papa, papa niche is now straight.

He is no longer gay and he's starting a therapy group, guess where?

Of course Florida, he's asking for your donations for him to buy stuff for himself because

that's the way Sean King does it.

This is Long Days, Wassadalus!

I don't know guys, I don't know what to tell you.

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