The Greg Cote Show (2026): Episode 312
The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote
Miami Herald
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know what? Never is thrown away because it's eternal? My hand. |
| 0:08.1 | This is the Greg Cody show with Greg Cody. |
| 0:13.3 | Pardon it. Here's your host, Greg Cody. |
| 0:21.7 | So I want to tell you what I was doing just before we hopped on here. |
| 0:26.0 | I was in my garage noticing that I had two quarts of creamer |
| 0:32.1 | just laying there that I hadn't brought into the house two days earlier. So I had to throw them away. |
| 0:40.0 | They had both curdled. And it's not a good thing to do, not because I just wasted three and a half |
| 0:47.4 | bucks, but because it's one of those little signs where you go, geez, how old am I getting |
| 0:53.0 | that I forgot to bring in a bag of groceries? |
| 0:57.3 | Yeah, that's... |
| 0:58.2 | It's pretty bad, right? |
| 0:59.2 | That reminds me, I just realized I had expired mac and cheese in my cabinet, so the wife |
| 1:05.6 | and I are this weekend going to go through the cabinets for the old throw out everything |
| 1:10.1 | that's expired. |
| 1:11.6 | You should do that. Although, unless it's dairy or meat or something refrigerated, |
| 1:17.4 | I don't trust the use-by date. It's like one of those, you know, we don't give it to her a lot, |
| 1:24.0 | but she likes it. The, you know, one of those, like, cups of mac and cheese that you just like has the powder packet, you pour, you put water in it, you microwave it and then you put it. You know, that, that's expired in January, so. I would use it without hesitation. I threw them away. I, I think you threw away beautiful macaroni and cheese. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You don't know. It's not even beautiful when it's not expected. Yeah, I don't particularly like that either, that kind, but kids do. I can't. My wife doesn't like, I'm a Velvita man. We grew up in our house, like, because of you. Yeah. I grew up on the dino chicken nuggets with the velvita mac and cheese. Yeah. We're velvita people. We're not craft people. Christy hates it. And I'm like, who raised you? Who would, why? Under what, on what earth would you hate Velvita? I know. She's like, of all like the boxed ones. Like, she prefers like other ones. Oh my God. I know. That is, uh, that is beyond scary. |
| 2:20.3 | Hey, welcome to the show, everybody. Yeah, we're back. We are back, Jack. And this is our first, |
| 2:27.2 | what I would call our first regular, good old regular episode in a while because we've had, you know, |
| 2:33.2 | all the PFPI gala and the, the FPI gala. My trophy's right here. Yeah, look at this guy. Flonting this trophy. Look at this. I like it. That, that, by the way, that trophy weighs as much as my bowling ball. It's ridiculous how much this trophy weighs. I know. Why would you get to exercise with it? Can you do, can do push-ups with that or lifts or whatever? |
| 2:52.6 | Like, honestly, it's hard. Like, I could- You know, I actually weight it. It feels to me like it weighs |
| 2:58.3 | 20 pounds, but it actually weighs, guess how much? Well, I would have guessed more, but since you just |
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