Apparently, the baby Jesus might have been eaten by a cow in the manger, if not for extenuating circumstances.

This is the Greg Cody Show with Greg Cody.

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Here's your host, Greg Cody.

Start recording.

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I want to begin by welcoming Dave Berion, because this guy is, leads the league in Jocular.

He's an award-winning, an award-winning humorist. I don't like to say

comedian because you're more of a humorist, right? Like, you're not a stand-up comic per se.

No, no, I don't have the courage to get up in front of drunk people at a nightclub or, you know, a comedy club.

Right.

No. Very wise. Every year year for i don't know how many

years 20 years you have published a holiday gift guide and that's why you're on today because

there's a big holiday coming up it turns outkah, Hanukkah, you referred.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

And Kwanza. Well, here in my household, we observe Bo Hanukkah and Christmas.

And I think the whole reason that my wife, Michelle Kaufman, married me, is that she could

celebrate Christmas, which she celebrates more than I do.

Right.

But anyway.

Okay.

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