In the first event, we are hunched over a felt table holding elongated sticks, making balls go clack.

Oh, yeah. That's what we're doing.

This is the Greg Cody show with Greg Cody.

Rodin' it.

Here's your host, Greg Cody.

All right, everybody. Hey, welcome back. We are on dry land after last week's

Bon Voyage cruise.

Are you swaying? Christy, my wife is like claiming to still feeling a sway, even though

being back on dry land.

No, I've never been a swear. I'm not somebody who gets seasick.

I never get your lowest drunk.

So it's just, you're just so used to swaying.

The boat just levels it out.

Well, that's true, but the boat that's big, world's biggest cruise ship.

I don't think it's capable of swaying.

I think it could be sailing right through a tsunami, and it would remain perfectly still just because of its girth.

But listen, we're back on dry land.

We have a lot to talk about today.

The Miami Heat are in the playoffs. The Florida Panthers are about to be huge time and self-floor to sports, but you don't care about any of that.

Here's what you do care about.

Chris Cody versus Greg Cody in the father and son Cody Olympics.

The Olympiad is beginning.

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