Okay, first of all, why would you be so presumptuous as to think I've never worn lips?

That's a good point. You know what? Good job. That's a good point. Okay, I was rude of me.

You never assume anything.

This is the Greg Cody show with Greg Cody.

Pardon it. Here's your host, Greg Cody. Hello, all welcome back. Today we are lifting the lid

on the Cody Olympics. It's exciting. The Olympics are not beginning today. The torch has not been lit,

but we're advising you that the Olympics are coming. We're revealing the categories.

You think this Olympics will fall as flat as our last Olympics did?

What Olympics was that? I can't even remember. We came up, it was like every day, Olympics.

Yeah. And then we kind of just realized after a couple of weeks that no one gives a shit,

so we just like, yeah.

This is, see, this is like, we're laughing right now. It becomes a serious thing because of Greg's

coughing, but we're having fun here. We like to have fun. Wow. Why did you have to make me laugh

like that? I had forgotten that the previous

I am killing my dad with this laughter literally.

Right. This is what we do here on the Greg Cody show podcast. We throw stuff against the wall,

see what sticks. Right. Not all of it does, but I think this will. The Cody Olympics.

This is a better bit. Yeah. This is this is me against Chris Cody. This is me 30 plus years older

than Chris Cody trying to compete with him in mostly athletic events. And this is where we differ.

Me and we should talk this out because we've agreed we're going to do 10 events. Yeah.

Which is a little odd because we could end up five and five. So maybe we should do 11 or nine.

But we're going to pick sports slash things we can compete at that we think will be fun to track.

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