What's great is that I have my wife trained in my language now.

If we're all of a sudden watching TV and without a word,

I abruptly get up and start walking quickly, but carefully out the room.

I will say the phrase dancing swords and nothing more and she'll know exactly what I mean.

Oh, yeah.

This is the Greg Cody show with Greg Cody.

Pardon it. Here's your host Greg Cody.

I'm a little winded because I just got back with your mother,

Christopher, from buying a Christmas tree.

Okay. I'm glad that you were buying it.

You're just like, I'm winded.

I just got done with your mother.

I'm just like, what is happening right now?

It waited the end of the sentence before you judge me.

It's the middle of the afternoon.

I'm a nighttime man.

Let's hear it say.

Christmas tree shopping is an ordeal in my house because there's no such thing as going to one place.

Mom wants the perfect tree.

That's I feel like that's where we're headed with this.

Oh, she demands it.

Your mother demands the perfect Christmas tree.

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