The Greg Cote Show (2021): Episode 42
The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote
Miami Herald
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I have never met a toilet that my ass didn't like. |
| 0:04.0 | This is the Greg Cody show with Greg Cody. |
| 0:12.0 | Rodin' it. |
| 0:13.0 | Here's your host, Greg Cody. |
| 0:20.0 | I want to start off on this podcast talking about my new toilet |
| 0:24.0 | because I am so excited. |
| 0:27.0 | No Christmas is still a couple months away, but I feel like Christmas morning when I started utilizing my brand new toilet. |
| 0:36.0 | So it took a shit, it felt like Christmas morning. |
| 0:38.0 | I haven't taken a shit in the new toilet yet either. |
| 0:41.0 | But I want to explain something about this toilet, which is revolutionary. |
| 0:46.0 | And maybe I'm the only one who doesn't know that toilets could do this. |
| 0:51.0 | But that's the scan your face before you flush. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay, long story short. |
| 0:56.0 | And all of us have been on the toilet. |
| 0:59.0 | So I think I'm talking about something that's common ground here. |
| 1:04.0 | At 5.45 in the morning, my wife, your mother wakes me the other day in a panic. |
| 1:11.0 | The small bathroom near the garage is flooding. |
| 1:14.0 | The toilet is doing all kind of crazy toilet things. |
| 1:17.0 | There's towels all over the place. |
| 1:20.0 | It's a panic. |
| 1:21.0 | Okay, I turn off the water. |
| 1:23.0 | That's the first thing I do. |
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