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So my wife got mad at me this morning in a way that I found funny and a little bit

frustrating and I want to see if you guys can compete with me in terms of ridiculous reasons why your wife is mad at you in the morning

So it's you know nice little Sunday morning wake up and my wife is she's up a little like before me and she's huffing and puffing

Like you know sometimes you can just tell your wife's mad at you. Oh, yeah, and I'm like I'm like honey. What's wrong?

And

Apparently I was farting all night. Wow and the room just had a smell to it. Oh God

And I know that's not pleasant, you know, it's it's early on your Monday

You're just now waking up and you don't really need some fart humor some humor

but it's what you're gonna get and it happened to me and it was just like if she was genuinely upset with me

Like she stormed out of the house

She just took my daughter to Karate and she's mad at me right now because I was farting all night

Wow, yeah, you threw a honey at her, you know when you refer to your wife as honey, you know, you're in trouble

I don't know if I actually called her honey

It was just more for the story. I don't really generally call her well

I don't even know if I want to know much more about this argument, but um well

It was I was out late last night with the wife and the kids we were at this up a little bit of like a gathering and you know

There was some some beers drink some tequila. I don't know just I don't know the combination

So we don't need to go too deep into this. I don't know the combination of things

I know was I know because sometimes you have farts and they smell and you're like what did I eat that made them smell

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