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🗓️ 8 April 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Picture this - you’re working in a field and quite suddenly 2 children appear out of seemingly nowhere. These kids not only don’t speak a language you’ve ever heard, but they’re skin is...GREEN. This might sound like the beginning of an episode of Black Mirror, but it isn’t. It’s an alleged real-life incident from 12th century England. Who were these kids? Where did they come from? Is this the first written proof of multidimensional travel or the first written proof of a broccoli overdose? This week we jump back over the pond and look into the curious case of the Green Children from Woolpit. Plus, Conspiracy Bot gets subpoenaed for the first time (really, that's the first time?). Brent could be facing jail time for the first time (again, we're surprised). And Bot Booze could finally be coming to an end (finally!). All of that and more on the podcast that’s never met any green children, but that could be due to the restraining order (thanks C-Bot) - Hysteria 51.
Special thanks to this week’s research sources:
Research Assistant - Raymond Walden IV
Books
Children from the Sky | Duncan Lunan
Where Did the Green Children of Woolpit Come From? | C.C. Mckenzie
Historia rerum Anglicarum | William of Newburgh
Chronicon Anglicanum | Ralph of Coggeshall
Videos
Beyond Science - https://bit.ly/2UDuT1w
Ancient Mysteries - https://bit.ly/2I5iA8x
Websites
Wikipedia - https://bit.ly/2uTVatS
Ancient Origins - https://bit.ly/2OUlAFi
Historical Blindness - https://bit.ly/2IgZzze
Unexplained Mysteries - https://bit.ly/2KgbNL4
The Sun - https://bit.ly/2VtDnWj
Time Travel Nexus - https://bit.ly/2G5duXJ
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0:00.0 | In the Valley of the Chally, |
0:02.8 | Oh, oh, green children every year. |
0:05.8 | At the Woolpit Harvest, they judge green children against all comers, |
0:10.1 | and St. Martin's land Children always wins the green ribbon. |
0:15.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, green children. |
0:18.0 | They say, I'm disturbed. |
0:20.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
0:23.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
0:26.0 | You're just totally schools, you're not crazy. |
0:30.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
0:33.0 | Rain is gone. |
0:35.0 | This is Hysteria 51. |
0:38.0 | And here. |
0:39.0 | The truth is out there. |
0:41.0 | It's alive. |
0:42.0 | But you won't find it here. They're coming for you. Look there |
0:46.3 | comes one of them now. |
0:49.2 | Welcome in hysteria to the podcast that's never met any green children, but we're willing |
0:58.5 | to bet that could be due to the restraining order. |
1:01.2 | This is Hysteria 51. What can I say? |
1:04.1 | Kids are jerks. Broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, |
1:08.6 | otherwise known as Chicago, we are your hosts and resident dermatological pigmentation experts Brent Hand and |
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