The Green Children of Woolpit: Multidimensional Travelers or Broccoli Addicts? | 132
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Picture this - you’re working in a field and quite suddenly 2 children appear out of seemingly nowhere. These kids not only don’t speak a language you’ve ever heard, but they’re skin is...GREEN. This might sound like the beginning of an episode of Black Mirror, but it isn’t. It’s an alleged real-life incident from 12th century England. Who were these kids? Where did they come from? Is this the first written proof of multidimensional travel or the first written proof of a broccoli overdose? This week we jump back over the pond and look into the curious case of the Green Children from Woolpit. Plus, Conspiracy Bot gets subpoenaed for the first time (really, that's the first time?). Brent could be facing jail time for the first time (again, we're surprised). And Bot Booze could finally be coming to an end (finally!). All of that and more on the podcast that’s never met any green children, but that could be due to the restraining order (thanks C-Bot) - Hysteria 51.Special thanks to this week’s research sources:Research Assistant - Raymond Walden IVBooksChildren from the Sky | Duncan LunanWhere Did the Green Children of Woolpit Come From? | C.C. MckenzieHistoria rerum Anglicarum | William of NewburghChronicon Anglicanum | Ralph of CoggeshallVideosBeyond Science - https://bit.ly/2UDuT1wAncient Mysteries - https://bit.ly/2I5iA8xWebsitesWikipedia - https://bit.ly/2uTVatSAncient Origins - https://bit.ly/2OUlAFiHistorical Blindness - https://bit.ly/2IgZzzeUnexplained Mysteries - https://bit.ly/2KgbNL4The Sun - https://bit.ly/2VtDnWjTime Travel Nexus - https://bit.ly/2G5duXJ
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| 0:00.0 | In the Valley of the Chally, |
| 0:02.8 | Oh, oh, green children every year. |
| 0:05.8 | At the Woolpit Harvest, they judge green children against all comers, |
| 0:10.1 | and St. Martin's land Children always wins the green ribbon. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, green children. |
| 0:18.0 | They say, I'm disturbed. |
| 0:20.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:23.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:26.0 | You're just totally schools, you're not crazy. |
| 0:30.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:33.0 | Rain is gone. |
| 0:35.0 | This is Hysteria 51. |
| 0:38.0 | And here. |
| 0:39.0 | The truth is out there. |
| 0:41.0 | It's alive. |
| 0:42.0 | But you won't find it here. They're coming for you. Look there |
| 0:46.3 | comes one of them now. |
| 0:49.2 | Welcome in hysteria to the podcast that's never met any green children, but we're willing |
| 0:58.5 | to bet that could be due to the restraining order. |
| 1:01.2 | This is Hysteria 51. What can I say? |
| 1:04.1 | Kids are jerks. Broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, |
| 1:08.6 | otherwise known as Chicago, we are your hosts and resident dermatological pigmentation experts Brent Hand and |
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