Hello again, mystery enthusiasts.

Question, do you like the color green?

I know I do, but I don't know if I like it enough to want my skin to be that color.

In today's episode, you're going to get green skin, an unknown language, and raw broad beans.

What's that, you ask?

All three things at once, but how?

Keep listening.

I'm Carly Q, and this is Who, When, Wow, Mystery Edition.

Our past is vast and wild.

Many things have brought us to this day.

As history has been compiled, some important details have slipped away In our spectacular shared existence, we consider it a business to recognize a few folks you may not know.

Who and why made important inventions.

Asked all the right questions.

History will never be the same.

Ah! Tell me the morning to you, Sandy.

As you know, I work at Butthead as a junior temporal analyst during business hours.

You know, I think it's cool that when you walk barefoot on the beach, your feet get Sandy.

But I spend my lunch breaks doing my real work.

And your name is Sandy. Investigating history's mysteries to bring my findings to you.

I'm Carly and my hair's curly. Through this extremely important and highly secret podcast.

Yeah, right. Okay, never mind. Heading down to my office. Get you later.

I hadn't received a time sealedsealed event in a while,

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