Hey everybody, welcome to the Sharp Tongue podcast. I'm your girl Jesse May Paluso. Thank you so much for listening. We have survived Paradise together. Hey, have you seen any of my shows on Netflix? I host a show called Tattoo Redue and Surviving Paradise. Check them out. I'm very proud of them. It's a lot of fun. Both the projects are completely different they're streaming on netflix now also i'm

going to be streaming live in your heart and on the road this fall tour is going to be coming up quick

make sure you secure your tickets jessie may dot com forward slash tour i'm going to be in lohoia

rochester new york syracuse new york omaha nebraska las vegas nevada springfield massachusetts boston massachusetts maybe a couple other dates thrown in there a portion New York, Omaha, Nebraska, Las Vegas, Nevada, Springfield, Massachusetts, Boston, Massachusetts,

maybe a couple other dates thrown in there. A portion of the ticket proceeds will go towards

the Alzheimer's Association and hilarity for charity, as well as any merchandise you buy. So go on

over to my website. Support me, supports a cause. And thank you so much ahead of time for your patronage.

You guys are freaking awesome. I ask you to do a lot. It's so much to ask. It's probably really

annoying, but it helps me out. Also, don't forget to rate the podcast. Five stars, baby. Not four,

not three. Five stars. I deserve it. I work hard. I i work hard for a living and it's a lot of fun

and i hope you guys enjoy it and i hope you enjoy this week's episode of the sharp tongue podcast

sharp tongue podcast be be beep beep beep you're listening to the sharp Tongue podcast. I'm your host, Jesse Mae, Paluso.

It's a personal look. Well, it's not really a look because it's a podcast. I'm already fucking

this up. This is kind of like a verbal comedy diary, a deep look into the crevices of my mind.

It's going to get dirty. You might cry probably laugh hopefully you'll laugh talk about my dog

sometimes each week it's something different sometimes i have a guest host sometimes it's going to be a

movie companion episode sometimes i just ramble about the bullshit i dealt with the week before you never

know what you're going to get it's raw uncut and funny it's me hey everybody welcome to the podcast

i'm your girl jesse may peluso am I? I could be a surrogate.

That's the Osprey. That's the military coming to get me right now. Can you hear them in the background?

Or is it just a recording? I'm excited to be here. We have a lot of fun stuff to talk about. I'm hydrating.

I am feeling really good.

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