The Greatest Vaporware + Half-Life's Black Mesa
The Besties
The Besties
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2020
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, I have pigeons. |
| 0:02.3 | Oh, whoa. |
| 0:04.3 | Oh, you hate to hear it. |
| 0:07.2 | See you doctor. |
| 0:08.2 | I don't know what to do. |
| 0:10.8 | There's pigeons on my, it's the middle of winter. |
| 0:13.2 | It is freezing outside. |
| 0:15.2 | Pigeons do not care. |
| 0:16.9 | They have found my balcony and they love it. |
| 0:20.7 | New York love story. |
| 0:23.3 | I've purchased fake snakes. |
| 0:25.6 | I've purchased weird reflective tape. |
| 0:28.6 | I've seemingly stolen enough. |
| 0:31.2 | It's time to deal with the pigeon problem, Russ. |
| 0:34.3 | I don't know what to do. |
| 0:35.3 | Here's a knife and a blindfold that rests up to you. |
| 0:41.0 | I tried some very safe sticky stuff. |
| 0:44.0 | Apparently they don't like it. |
| 0:45.1 | They don't get stuck to it, but they don't like it on their feet. |
| 0:47.7 | Try that. |
| 0:48.7 | And now they jump in it. |
| 0:50.2 | And then they jump all around my balcony. |
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