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The Empire Film Podcast

The Greatest - Star Wars Characters In Association With Sky Cinema

The Empire Film Podcast

Bauer Media

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.62.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A long time ago, in a podbooth far, far away... four brave and hardy souls tackle a question that has long had Rebels and Imperial types scratching their heads: who are the greatest Star Wars characters of all time? In the second instalment of The Greatest, an Empire Podcast limited series brought to you by Sky Cinema, Chris Hewitt, Helen O'Hara, Sky Cinema's very own Alex Zane, and Absolute Radio's Dave Berry each launch an impassioned defence of their three favourite Star Wars characters. There will be bad impressions. There will be bad jokes. And there will be some choices that you won't see coming. And if, after listening to this, you fancy watching a cheeky Star War, the Star Wars Collection is available on Sky Cinema right now, all the way through to September 15. May the Force be with us all.

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0:00.0

A long time ago, in a pod booth, far, far away. I love this bit. No, we can't afford to

0:22.8

use it.

0:23.8

Hello pod, I'm Chris Hewitt and welcome to another very special episode of the Empire Podcast

0:29.0

brought to you an association with our very lovely and talented jumps at Sky Cinema, the

0:33.8

only place that brings you a brand new premiere every day. Not every other day. Oh no, not

0:40.5

the odd day in seven. Not when they can be arsed. No, it's every single day. Incredible

0:47.3

stuff. And once again, we've confirmed a very special and talented pod crew for a short

0:52.0

series of podcast debates or pod debates, if you will. And today's topic will have them

0:56.5

arguing in cantinas from Colfordry to Carousant, from all the shot to Alderan. It is simply

1:03.3

the greatest Star Wars characters. Oh, the idea is simple. Thank you for that guys.

1:11.8

You know, get paid extra for that. The idea is simple. I'm joined by three super colleagues

1:17.1

of such lethal cunning. And over the next hour or so, we will all be putting the case

1:20.7

forward for some of our favorite characters from the Star Wars saga and then using the

1:24.7

complicated process and involving complex mathematics, levers and pulleys. I will be

1:29.6

deciding that you back is at number one. And if after all this, you wish to go back and

1:35.1

watch yourself some Star Wars, you are in luck for Sky Cinema. Star Wars collection is

1:39.0

available right now, right onto the best looking scruffy nerf herders that I know. First

1:45.9

up is a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time. Like Chewbacca, he is pursuit.

1:55.4

Like Chewbacca, he is weirdly wearing only a bandalier in a strategic position. But unlike

2:02.3

Chewbacca, thankfully he won't rip your arms off if you beat him at space, chess, please

2:05.6

look at Sky Cinema's own Alex Sain. I've got a laser crossbow though. So you just watch

2:11.4

yourself. Oh, I tell you what, have you seen the nerf boaster? It's amazing. What?

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