The Greatest Pranks (Airdate 4/1/2024)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2024
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Movie Prop Auction.
Danny Masterson Turns 48 in Prison.
Morons in the News.
Things Bob Didn’t Know.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
School Bus Hero.
Talkback Callers.
Can You Believe This S***?
April Fools.
From the Vault
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, boys, just gotta work. |
| 0:02.6 | Let's get back to work, guys. |
| 0:03.7 | I'm taking what they're giving because I'm working for a little. |
| 0:06.6 | You need a job so you can pay, get a job. |
| 0:10.1 | You don't got to go away. |
| 0:11.5 | Working nine to buy. |
| 0:18.6 | I suck at this job. |
| 0:20.7 | He works hard. |
| 0:23.7 | My fellow employees, it gives me great pleasure to say. |
| 0:26.7 | You are a good worker and a good man. |
| 0:29.6 | But I wake up in Ellen's wrong. |
| 0:31.5 | Just get ready for work, work, work, work, work. |
| 0:34.2 | This is your handy worker that you bring in an independent contractor to finish the job god i can't wait to quit this job you know what |
| 0:40.8 | you all suck i quit and now getting you to work it's bobbing share happy april's day oh happy april fulls day everyone you know what is we didn't i hope you all had had a good weekend. Nice Easter weekend. I know I did. I was happy. I had at least one of my kids at home. I was happy about that. And we all had chocolate bunnies. We didn't get to talk about this because Friday was a holiday. But, you know, they were having that auction of movie memorabilia, like the Bullwhip from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Toby McGuire's Spider-Man suit and the door from Titanic where Rose floated to safety, but there wasn't room for Jack. |
| 1:26.4 | And the debate over whether or not Jack could have been on that door, |
| 1:29.9 | let me remind you, |
| 1:31.0 | has been going on for so long that the Titanic director, James Cameron, |
| 1:35.4 | said he did a thorough scientific test and analysis |
| 1:38.6 | to prove that Jack could not have gotten on that door with Rose |
| 1:41.9 | so we can all let it go. |
| 1:44.0 | Everything sold, for the most part |
| 1:46.2 | that they auctioned in this thing, except for the red thong from the movie The Full Monty. It was like |
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