I'm getting rid of Thanksgiving.

Yeah.

That's not a thing anymore.

No, seriously, Natalie's grandmother is terrified that she's not going to be able to come up because all the planes are shut down because the TSA isn't working still.

Certainly.

Yeah.

I mean, that's, well, I mean, you can get her, you can get her a train ticket, you know, which by the way, like, this is one of those moments where all the people that are like, hey, we need trains. This is where they could look and go, hmm? Yeah. You see? Right, right. You know, like, hey, guess what? Like, if there's ever an issue with planes all of a sudden oh everybody wants to get on the

fucking amtrak huh well all of a sudden you know either that or you you you have a grandson-in-law

that's willing to drive 16 hours to pick you up so you know oh yes yeah that would that would not be me

60 yeah i'd be like yeah he heard about this That would not be me.

I'd be like, yeah, I'd be like, yeah, he heard about this thing.

It's called the Greyhound.

Oh, God.

At least, I'd be like at least halfway, right?

90-year-old woman on a Greyhound Joe.

Jesus Christ, my friend.

Oh, she's 90?

She's, yeah, she's Natalie's. Oh, telloto Rento Motorcycle. She'll be all right. Oh, no. Tell her to ride a hog, go up to Chicago, you know what I mean? One of those victories. Yeah, it'll be real nice. Oh, shit. Get her a razor, like, a little fucking., oh yeah, yeah, the little razors. The e-mikes, yeah. By the way, I see those things and they fucking cook. They go like 15, 20 miles an hour and I see people riding them and they don't have helmets on. And I'm like, now I'm at this point of, and it's not even like, goddamn kids, put your helmet on when you ride a bike. I'm like, dude, that thing's going fast. I know. I know. I'm so terrified for those things because they just weave in and out of traffic. Like, I mean, you'll just talk about basic Chicago traffic. Those guys don't adhere to any rules. Like, not even the bike lane. They just go in between cars. I've seen them literally go into oncoming traffic. No fuck's given. I'm like, you guys are crazy. One of you is going to die or many of them. Which, by the way, there is a point where it's like, if it's kids, I'm like, oh, my God, these poor kids, nobody's fucking talent. No, these my dude no I know grown ass men it's like grown ass people you know yeah you're like you're a fucking grown up and you just and then I realize I'm like

maybe they don't want to live that much okay I'm looking for the red bull sign or something you know

like shit yeah maybe that's just one of those things where it's like uh they're sitting there they're saying to themselves they're you know like shit yeah maybe maybe that's just one of those things where it's like uh they're sitting

there they're saying to themselves they're you know i'm not gonna kill myself but i'm not gonna go

out of my way to do anything to make it less easier for nature to to get me is this going on a

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