The great smell of submarines
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Jonny and Richard attempt to read out some messages from listeners. Topics prompted by this and other things include, the words pigeons might be saying, what makes up fruits of the forest yoghurt, the possible genius of the Muller Fruit Corner, Jonny's ironic brake issues, the terrible fug of transatlantic flying, people ordering tomato juice on aeroplanes, the physics of ventilated seats, Toca's Miracle by Fragma, the weirdness of William Shatner, car tattoos, press car damage, Crown Vic shenanigans, choosing a taxi, a French ambassador's Citroen C6, favourite Supertouring cars, and the pangs triggered by discovering a beloved old car is up for sale.
Thanks to Andrew Muir and Ian Deeley for audio assistance.
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, pockets. Amazing, aren't they? I wonder what's in your pocket right now. |
| 0:04.3 | I'll be the tissue. Yes. Picture of the family. |
| 0:07.3 | Ah, how about a lottery ticket with six magic numbers? |
| 0:11.2 | No, don't worry. It's still time. |
| 0:13.6 | This Saturday, it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery. |
| 0:17.2 | Play now. Rules of procedures apply. Players must be 18 over. |
| 0:23.1 | Hi, I'm Richard Porza. I'm Johnny Smith. |
| 0:25.6 | And this is Smith's sniff podcasting, which two friends talk about |
| 0:29.2 | and it's very other thing. Of laughing. |
| 0:35.3 | Oh, I can hear pigeons outside my room again like that. |
| 0:38.5 | I can hear pigeons outside here. I'm sitting in the shed again |
| 0:42.8 | and it's wood pigeon central here. They are the fluttery blowoff valve |
| 0:47.6 | of a diesel engine that you just don't want to hear. |
| 0:51.5 | You just don't want to hear it. We had quite a few. |
| 0:55.9 | We said last week we were going to read out some messages |
| 0:58.8 | specifically from patrons and we will do that. We've remembered. |
| 1:02.3 | Yeah. But what I hadn't prepared or highlighted |
| 1:08.3 | is the number of people who agreed with your stance on pigeons. |
| 1:12.6 | Well, I left some pretty strident messages about them |
| 1:16.4 | in our comments and sent us messages. But also, |
| 1:19.9 | of course, I'll not find this now because I didn't expect we were going to bring it up. |
| 1:24.4 | Some people are saying that apparently |
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