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Oh hello America. It's Friday.

Buckle up. We've got a fantastic program lined up for you today. We're going to begin

with the new enlightened sports illustrated swimsuit edition. Oh, and the M&M, you know,

characters that you see maybe in the movie theater where they're strapped to a missile.

Oh no, they're getting revamped. A little more social justice, a little more awareness,

a little more gender equality from our M&M people. It's a great way to start a Friday in America.

Alright, let me tell you about Patriot Mobile when it comes to companies that you do business

with. What is it that keeps you coming back for more? Is it good prices, great customer

service, reliability, or combination of all of those things? What pisses you off about

companies? Well, if they don't do any of those things or they get some of them wrong,

but more importantly, when they just slap me across the face as they're taking my money.

Oh, by the way, you're a bum. We hate everything about you. Oh, thank you. May I continue to pay

you for next month's service as well? Patriot Mobile does the exact opposite. They are loyal

to your principles and you and they put their money where their mouth is. They take a lot

of their profits. I mean, to the point where I'm like, how is this board even doing this?

They are doubling down on the first amendment, second amendment, fighting the good fight pro

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