Greetings, humans. It has been brought to my attention that many of you have been going to

build.com and entering into promo code crowd of 15 for 15% off and

giving sending billboards to the studios. This is a miscommunication because

billboards are not good for dogs. Yes, they are keto friendly with the low

carbs and they have close to 20 grams of protein but they also have real Belgian

dark chocolate which as you know are bad for dogs and this is why I would

request that you not go to bill.com but instead send garbage. Garbage is part of

a balanced and fortified diet for all joyluses and dogs. It has everything that

dog needs and does the body good and it is much better for a dinner built bar.

So no more built bars even if you think a delicious don't be selfish. Please just send

garbage. June 18th, Pike's Peak Center, Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Prepares for the funniest show on Earth. The clock is completely wrong in your

card. It says it's 108. It's right to me. It's two. It's 227. Yeah, but it's 108

to me because I set it back for a quanza. It doesn't even make any that doesn't

day-like quanza. Savings. I just don't this is this is an entirely useless

it's everything about this clock is wrong it's an entirely useless clock. It's

Easter Easter Easter time. Just now you're just naming holidays. Thanks

giving.

Shabbos.

Hey, why don't you guys ever tell me to I do realize you never tell me to like fix

my hair before I go on air. I don't know what fix your hair looks like. That's true.

Just run your fingers through it and I'm like, Oh, it looks later. Ladies been running

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