About 25 years ago in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, MacArthur Wheeler came up with a plan.

He knew a lot about secret messages and he realized that if you used lemon juice to write a note you could make invisible ink that could

only be seen if you heated it up.

So he realized if he put lemon juice all over his face, he would become invisible.

He was very careful.

He checked himself by taking a picture of himself with a Polaroid.

The picture came out blank, so off he went.

He robbed not one but two banks that day,

and was astonished and upset to discover that he wasn't in fact invisible.

Hey it's Kevin Beach and this is a special archived episode of Akembo.

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.

Ironically, there are no photos of MacArthur Wheeler on my show notes page,

but there are plenty of links you might want to check out.

MacArthur Wheeler who then went to jail of course suffered from what's called

the Dunning-Kruger effect which is a syndrome in which people who know the least, often act like they know the most.

It's easy to laugh at his plight.

Of course, in case you were wondering,

lemon juice doesn't make you invisible.

I am now an expert on this topic.

However, there's some part of us that wants to believe, that wants to be afraid, that wants to be sure

that if we get a little bit too uppity. We too will go to jail for doing something really stupid.

Consider the case of a friend of the family. He acted all through high school. He was really good at it. He got to college and applied for the improv

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