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Ah, good morning from Hell, everybody. It's a good friend, Clayton.

Yeah, I'm here with my pal, Chris. Say hello, Chris.

Hello. So I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

That's right. You say punishment, but today we're taking, we're taking a beach day.

We're out on Lego Beach, taking in the sights.

Oh, just feel that breeze. It's nice to get a break from the campaign for new listeners.

Clayton is running for president of Hell against his brother, Satan.

That's right. For our new listeners, just so you know, Chris's middle name is exposition.

But yeah, we're out here, but taking in the breeze.

You can hear that. You can hear some fish or those or those dicks.

I see off in the ocean just skipping around children out there screaming, playing beautiful sight.

Beautiful Lego Beach. Lego Beach. How are you feeling up, Chris?

They're bleeding. They're bleeding, but you know, it's great to be outside of, you know, out in front of the water.

The nice bleached water. That's right. I guess it's not really water. I guess it's just bleach. It's pretty much just bleach, yeah.

Yeah. So I have a couple questions from the audience. I'm going to get through.

Tim. All right. So Jonathan C Smith asked on Twitter, do you still poop?

Oh, wow. Right off the gate with that high quality content. Well, Jonathan, you know, we're actually pretty plugged up down here.

There is an extreme lack of preparation age and you know, kind of part of our punishment down here is just we're just we're just stuffed to the brim.

You know, it's a high diet of cheese. Not a lot of fiber.

Yeah, but you do still poop. It just builds up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's not like regular. I mean, it's not regular at all. You're regular.

It's not heaven. I hear in heaven. You don't poop down here. Makes you bleed. It hurts.

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