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Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Heist podcast.

I'm Simon.

And I'm Matt.

And this is the true crime podcast without any of the murder. No murder today.

Episode 92 of Heist podcast. Matt, how you doing? I'm doing good. I mean, I'm still having problems

wrapping my head around the fact that we've done 92 heists. It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy.

Where is the time gone? It's weird because whenever we're trying to decide a heist, we're kind of very, I guess, what you call bipolar, where sometimes we're like, oh my God, we're going to run out of heists. We're never going to have enough heist to talk about this thing's going to go off the air next week. And then other times we're like, we have way too many heists. And I think we're kind of in a bit of a way, we have way too many heist cycle right now. I'm glad you feel that way because I'm doing the next episode. I'm slightly concerned about what that's going to be. Well, we got like honestly, pennies from heaven because our amazing article came out about a very recent heist that I'm very excited to talk about today. But you know what we always got to do first.

You got to do that heist news. We got to do some awesome heist news. Let's get into it.

Heist in the news. All right, this great piece of heist news comes in from Steve H. Steve H, shout out.

Thank you.

Thank you sending us in. Headline reads, Drunk Man Joyrides in a T-55 tank through a Polish town. Good, good, great start.

Great start. Terrific start. In the town of Pajesno, police received a late-night phone call

that was sure to cause concern for any residents who still harbor worries over potential

Russian aggression. A T-55

Southern Tank was spotted rolling its way through town. Yeah, I mean, that would freak me out.

That'd be terrifying. When police followed up the call, they found the military vehicle sitting

in the side of the Central Roadway through town. Nearby, they found the tank's occupants,

two men, one of whom was drunk, 48 years old, who was responsible for hitting the road. That's amazing. So this guy's hammered. Drunk joyride. Drunk joyride in a tank. The driver was, in fact, authorized to drive the tank, at least to the extent that he was supposed to be responsible for getting it on and off

a trailer. But I guess he just kind of went. He was just like, no, man, I'm going to drink my beers.

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