The Great Heathen Army
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2022
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
In the year 865 on the Isle of Britton dudes from the North cruised down and decided to post up for good. Casting myth aside... this is a tale of raids, revenge and assimilation. Alright, there is still a little myth.
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Sources: Historic-uk.com ‘The Great Heathen Army’ by Josh Butler, Smithsonianmag.com, Wikipedia.org, Britannica.com, Historyextra.com
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| 0:00.0 | Friggin what up, dude. |
| 0:03.3 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:05.3 | That's mine. |
| 0:05.9 | Going to be called History is Night. |
| 0:09.1 | History is dead. |
| 0:12.6 | With Strider Wilson. |
| 0:16.8 | Dang is from the crowd. |
| 0:20.3 | Dude, freaking what up. |
| 0:22.2 | I'm absolutely fired up to be back in the studio with my dank dog, Aaron on the sticks, |
| 0:28.9 | the maestro of the freaking sticks over there. |
| 0:32.5 | Aaron, what up, dude? |
| 0:34.0 | What up? |
| 0:34.8 | Dude, I'm fired up. |
| 0:35.6 | And you want to know why, dude, because I feel like I'm a caged animal right now. Because, dude, had the Amicron, dude. What up. Dude, I'm fired up. And you want to know why, dude, because I feel like I'm a caged animal right now. Because, dude, had the Amacron, dude. Had it. Sam'sies. And I'll tell you right now, yeah, dude, we're too, me and you right now are antibodies through the roof. Dude, I'm going to let a stranger pee in my mouth. I don't care. Let's go. I'm ready to rock. And I'll tell you, you know, |
| 0:58.2 | the energy was, I had low energy, dude. And you know I liked being stoked. I like, I wake up. |
| 1:04.4 | I sleep with my shoes on. That's the type of guy I am. I'm ready to move. Let's go. |
| 1:10.3 | Got Velcro shoes on, dude. And I'm just strapped up, and they're my sleeping shoes. My fiance goes, what are you doing? What is that? It's uncomfortable. Don't let those touch my toes. I go, all right, don't worry. Because I sleep. I basically sleep on my bed. The way I sleep is I have my, uh, the bed is pretty, and I'm pretty lanky, so it's good. |
| 1:28.6 | I have my ass basically laying on the mattress and then my legs are off the back end of |
| 1:37.0 | it, the foot of the bed is what you would call it. |
| 1:40.3 | For me it would be the ass of my bed because my ass is there and basically i just i can wake up |
| 1:44.7 | and move i can move laterally earthquake happens i'm ready to go let's just put it this way i bark |
| 1:49.5 | and wake my dog up in the morning okay that's how it goes that's how ready i am but when it came to |
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