The Great Dyson Debate

Ride with Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone

Dear Media

Arts, Comedy, Marybethbarone, Bennydrama, Obsessed, Ride, Benitoskinner

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Mark your calendar for Benny's 40th birthday party (in 20-50 years). The gals are chatting all about Dyson products this week.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:16.9	Hey, can you come pick me up?
0:18.7	Yeah, what's wrong?
0:19.8	Nothing?
0:20.7	Are you sure? Yeah, no, I just need a ride. Ride. Oh, my God. So what? I just want to have fun. Start your engine. Tighter. I'm Benito Skinner. I'm Mary Beth Barone. And this is Ride. Ride. I don't even know where to start today.
0:38.6	Well, I can start somewhere where I feel like everything could kind of start.
0:43.8	Should I read what this says just really quick?
0:46.4	Yeah.
0:46.8	Doing a birthday party at a rock climbing gym where Mary Beth plays the man who gets me ready to climb out of the hole in Dark Night Rises.
0:53.6	I was going to. And a bunch of semi friends in the industry do that chant dash no rope.
1:01.8	Okay, so I was literally getting my phone out to describe my dream 40th birthday to you.
1:10.7	If we make it to 40. If, if, if it's good.
1:15.9	What's that from? Hercules? I don't know. I don't know that one. Unfortunately, like, I just
1:22.6	didn't have that many friends to hang out with. So I've seen too many Disney fucking movie. That's what I'm finding. Like, it has nothing to do with, like, memory. But Hercules wasn't in my heavy rotation. Whoa. It wasn't female centric enough. Megra didn't give you enough. Megra. I had the doll. And Megra, I was very attracted to. You look like Megra. And thank you for saying that. They want this. People really want us as Hercules and Magra. The trades are talking.
1:46.3	There's some fancasting happening. You know what they do to me? They'd go, oh, you'd be perfect as, who's his little? Oh, the little fucker. Yeah. The little pissant. Come on, Hercules. You know, yeah, yeah. You're like, you're a pig. You could have been a star.
1:41.3	They're like, Benny's booked the role, but it's a pig.
1:43.7	It's a CGI pig and you just do the voice.
1:45.6	Oh, it's my favorite.
1:46.3	I'll read a pig. You're cut up in a star. They're like, Benny's booked the role, but it's a pig.
2:01.7	It's a CGI pig and you just do the voice.
2:03.6	Oh, it's my favorite. I'll read a script and I'll look and it's just like, gay guy who you want to fucking punch in the face, who hate, who you just fucking hate. Gay guy who makes hate crimes okay randomly. Literally. Yeah, exactly. sex-obsessed motherfucker.
1:59.2	And the first one's me, like the first line is like,
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