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And this is our annual Christmas story.

Is this annual?

Yeah. Why not?

Okay. Yeah. From now on and we're going to do this forever.

Until the end. Yes. I have written this story for, you reckon four year olds and up? And we can go right up. I mean, you might be right, four, five, six year olds and up. I don't know. It's a week where other podcasts, a lot of them put out best jobs, whatever. We didn't want to do that. We wanted to put out a, yeah, that's exactly it.

Yeah. Thank you so much for doing this with me. I haven't really explained exactly what it is,

have I? Not really. Happy Christmas, but I'm here for a massive profit share.

Every year I write a story for kids that I know, cousins and nephews and nieces, and

I give it to them so that I don't have to find very specific Lego pieces or learn to play a really boring board game.

Got it.

Okay.

This year, I was thinking before I printed out and posted out to people, I was thinking I would try it out on you.

My dad, Jim, plays the piano.

Yeah.

And he's going to be playing some music during it. Oh,

lovely. And my brother, Mark, he's very good with words. So he had a look at it and he made it a bit

better. Right. So he wrote it. He wrote it. No, I wrote it. He put in some alternative words and made it a bit funnier. So that's what he does.

But I want to try it out on you as the first person. So would you be willing to listen to it? And, you know, if it gets boring at any point, just tell me, or if you've any suggestions or improvements,

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