Can I tell you an old joke about bulls?

Sure.

I'd love to hear it.

Just gave it to my head and I'll never get another chance to mention it.

All right, so this guy goes to Madrid.

Yeah.

And he goes to this restaurant and he asks the waiter.

He says, you know, I'll be in Madrid for three, four days.

I want to, what's someone try cultural foods?

Like, what's your best food here?

And the waiter said, honestly, the bowl's balls.

And he goes, the bowl's balls?

It's like, yes, very authentic, very Spanish, very good.

Guy says, okay, sounds a bit crazy to me, but sure.

The waiter comes back with two giant balls on a plate, right?

Okay.

The guy takes a bite, he's like, oh my God, I can't believe it.

This is insane.

I've never tasted anything like this, the texture, the gaminess, like the flavor.

It's amazing. And the next day for dinner, he's like, I don't want to go anywhere else. I want to have those balls balls again. It goes back orders the bulls balls. They're just as good, if not better. Third night, he's like, I can't get those bulls balls off my brain. He Goes back, eats the bulls balls again.

The fourth night, it's his last night.

He's like, maybe I should try something different. He's like, you know what? I won't ever be able to forgive myself unless I have the bulls balls again. They're so good, and when am I ever going to get to have them again? So he orders the bulls balls, and the waiter comes, but this time, there's only two tiny little balls on the plate.

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