Hello. Are you a man child who's growing up, living by yourself and you don't know how to take care of yourself and you just want to, you know, figure out easy meals, stuff that you can manage while still getting the nutrients and calories you need to get through your day.

Well, you are in luck because we have a brand new product called skumptibles.

They're luncheables for scumbags.

And basically what we have are things like old fries in a paper bag, uh, pizza slices in a zip lock.

These are the kinds of easy meals that you can expect from scumptibles. And we are not quite, uh, located in every, uh, supermarket yet, but we are doing a

delivery service where you can just give us your information and we will drop these items off for you,

sort of like a, a hello fresh kind of

situation, but for pieces of shit. Anyway, thank you so much for having me. I am Sophia Alexandra.

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Like, I don't even care who it's about.

I just, like, want some, like, juicy juice.

I've already seen all of the shows that Netflix, you know, force birthed.

I don't really know what there is left.

TLC has already been implanted in my brain

through a neuralink,

uh,

Elon Musk situation.

Wow.

So like, what is left for me?

And I have to say to you,

Mm-hmm.

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