The Great American McDonalds Monopoly Scam, Big Game Boxers, and Standing Desks
The Kevin Clancy Show
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2020
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
McDonalds Monopoly was one of the greatest marketing devices, and also one of the greastest scams of all time. The security manager of the marketing firm charged with distributing the winning pieces was stealing them and giving them to his friends, defrauding customers out of $24 million in potential winnings. Cubucle Chronicles makes it's triumphant return: Standing desk farts and sharing a urinial. DO you have your favorite pair of boxers? What about your favorite dishware? Work Sucks. Take a break.
TIMESTAMPS:0-2:00 Slow Wine Remix
(2:00) why aren't R Kelly and Harvey Weinstein in jail yet (4:00) Last Stand Boxers, bag socks, solving laundry, uncomfortable boxers (9:00) the paradox of the thong (11:00) Palladium (15:00) Dave's big game boxer blog (17:00) everyday is big game boxer day, don't let your boxers ruin your day (18:00) favorite dishware (25:00) Get Roman (28:00) Cubicle Chronicles (39:00) The Normals (40:00) McMillions(44:00) Jacobsen's scam (48:00)Monopoly board game (50:00) Park Place, only 10 Boardwalks (52:00) Monopoly Nintendo game (53:00) Monopoly pieces, dropping the thimble (54:00) Mandela Effect (56:00) name the Railroads, playing the actual game (57:00) Dad's old car, porn and sword60:00 eating McDonalds as a kid, Batman Returns, winning crappy prizes in the Monopoly game (1:02:00) Chance or Community Chest, the rules of Jail, winning Monopoly, playing at the Jersey Shore (1:04:00) Monopoly vs Clue (1:08:00) Risk (1:10:00) McDonalds order (1:12:00) #FreeJerryJacobsen (1:16:00) Insurance ad writers, what was Burger King thinking (1:20:00) Documentary!!!
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| 0:08.3 | All criminal behavior aside, it's the slow wine remix. |
| 0:11.8 | It's unbelievable that our Kelly has these songs where the remixes are far superior to the original. |
| 0:17.5 | So the point is like, nobody's ever heard the slow wine original. |
| 0:20.3 | Nobody goes a fuck about the ignition original. |
| 0:22.8 | But the slow wine remix is like the perfect example to me of like, |
| 0:28.0 | I'm just not gonna not play that song. |
| 0:30.8 | I'm just gonna bump that shit, man. |
| 0:32.7 | I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you, but it's the most. |
| 0:34.8 | Sean Paul song. |
| 0:35.6 | Yeah. Right. I mean, but really like short of like Nate dog, RIP, like if you put that on there, |
| 0:40.8 | that would be like the four horsemen to me. |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.9 | Like those guys with their hooks and they're singing and they're rapping and you know how |
| 0:46.4 | them, but bangers. |
| 0:47.9 | What Taylor Swift is just like re recording all her music, like, but not changing it, right? |
| 0:52.4 | What? |
| 0:52.7 | So then she can get her masters back. |
| 0:54.5 | So we just need that to take dope idea. |
| 0:56.7 | We just need to take all the our Kelly songs and just have someone who didn't |
| 1:01.4 | just commit some atrocities, sing them. |
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