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Softcore History

The Great American Bar Tab

Softcore History

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

After signing the U.S. Constitution in 1787 the Founding Fathers hit the bars and left a tab for the ages. By our count, America's founders averaged about 20 drinks per man. Plus we break down some other notable party tabs throughout history, including how many pregnant leopards one Chinese emperor was forced to kill in order to serve his favorite appetizer. Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including listener history questions, history movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes.Get 20% off your subscription at Fitbod.me/SOFTCOREHead to Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.Head to FACTORMEALS.com/softcore50 and use code softcore50 to get 50% off. That’s code softcore50 at FACTORMEALS.com/softcore50 to get 50% off!1stphorm.com/softcorehistory Free shipping on all orders over $75 when you use the link. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Soft Core History.

0:08.0

Hello and welcome back to Soft Core History.

0:10.0

My name is Jake Goldman. I'll be your host host for today I'm joined here by my two

0:14.8

co-hosts Rob Fox and Dan Regester how's it going what is this it's fun he's just

0:21.0

having fun I'm bringing the energy.

0:23.0

I'm bringing it.

0:24.0

Oh, that's usually Dan's job.

0:25.0

Yeah.

0:26.0

Yeah.

0:27.0

I bring the words, the energy,

0:29.0

yeah, everything.

0:30.0

The content, the substance.

0:32.0

We just kind of sit here like two farts and a man's

0:35.1

plain history to you guys that's the premise of the show Dan just kind of like riffs

0:38.9

Dan just kind of knows everything about what's happened throughout. And then Rob just throws in unnecessary

0:44.0

quips. Too much. I'm where the gabb a lot of the gabbying really comes from.

0:48.6

But yeah, we're a history podcast. We cover a bunch of stuff if you haven't heard us before we talk about the things that maybe not covered in the history books

0:56.9

You know the stuff your professors don't talk about. Yeah, you got to you want to read shit, you gotta go to like Wikipedia.

1:05.0

That's what a commenter said the other day on the YouTube thing, right?

1:08.0

It's like, I better the catacombs, motherfucker.

1:10.0

Oh, dude, that was such a weird flex.

1:12.6

It's like cool.

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