From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

I think stretchy jeans have ruined the great American ass. I would like to move away from stretchy jeans.

Now, the great American ass. Is that a specific hind end? Is it like a theme? Is that like the American work ethic or what? Not familiar with the term.

Maybe we'll talk about that later. Certainly lighter fare.

You can say what you want about jeans with a little stretch in them. They are one of the great blessings bestowed their proof that God loves us and he wants us to be happy.

That's right, Mr. Senator. So a couple of things before we get to that. We got some more information from Ukraine. Really interesting things.

The international coalition not getting weaker, Vlad. They're getting stronger. How interesting. I wonder how you feel there in your corner.

A couple more COVID notes. We were just talking a few minutes ago about how it is uniform that the bluer, the more liberal your town or county is, the more they're clinging to masks in schools.

I bet this is true because I sought for the voting for Biden or Trump. If your county has a whole foods you're wearing your mask, if you have a cracker barrel, you're not.

That was the biggest predictor of whether you were a Trump county or a Biden county. You got a whole foods or a cracker. My county has a whole foods and no cracker. I wish we had a cracker.

I love cracker barrel. There's nothing they make that isn't freaking delicious. I wouldn't eat right now.

There are times this country makes me insane, but I sure do love it. Anyway, Michael, get there. Yeah, Gavin Newsom clip about the COVID crackdowns ready for in a little bit.

I forgot to ask Michael to get ready. Sorry folks, but anyway, so speaking of COVID and that sort of thing. Oh, oh, and I need to make the point again.

The blue districts that are saying, yeah, it's we're going to keep our masks on even after the stage drops are by the eight, even though thousands, tens of thousands of schools around the country, having had masks on the little kids for a year and a half.

And there's been no negatives to it. They're still going to force little kids to mask up. And the umbrella over this next story is the fact that little kids can't even conceivably properly wear masks.

So the small-ish effect that masks might have among children who are practically impregnable to the COVID, it's not existent. There can be nothing more abusive and idiotic than putting little kids like preschoolers in masks.

Okay, keep that in mind.

Story out of the San Diego area, friends, it starts with Stephanie and Richard. They recently told their four-year-old son about the importance of not talking to strangers. Only days later, state regulators came to the child's preschool, isolated him in a room away from his teachers and friends and asked him questions about masking.

His parents and many others at the preschool were furious. Here's what happened. This Aspen Leaf preschool, which operates three different locations in the San Diego area, word had reached the state.

There were reports that they were not enforcing mask regulations on the tiny little kids who are impregnable to the virus practically and can't possibly wear the masks properly.

So the folks at Aspen Leaf allegedly were not enforcing the mandate. So the state sent in a lot of schools.

So the state sent in the mask police and they took the children aside and they started asking one-year-olds.

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