We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are seeing this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 540.

P.S. 506, certificate number 200913, the gossamer albatross.

Ryan, it's the sand.

Does it feel any different over water?

Yeah, it's a pretty definite end linking between the water and the air.

Albat draws from control.

Be sure to follow us by LePek a little bit out here right window.

That keeps you a little more behind us and definitely not in our way.

Clear.

Yeah, over time I'm on the front of you that, Clear. You've been across the English channel.

I've been under the channel.

No, that's not true.

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