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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. It should be further in the week. I think we all agree. Yeah, it really should be. And I didn't even work on Monday. True. It's a short week for you. It's not giving short week at all. No, it's not. But it is giving Olympic gold winning athlete from Tertlandia.

We have Turtledoo.

It's been amazing to represent my country, Tertlandia.

We're a small but strong nation.

Yeah.

And you do excel at winter sports.

Mm-hmm.

And being on a global stage has just been so, like, amazing for, like, really the young

kids in my country, they look up to me. And they see Tured self. Yeah, in Tirlandia, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, got something caught in my throat. So that was as far as my sentence could go.

We've all been there.

Without like stumbling over myself. Well, while you continue to choke, let me just say, I hear you, I'm listening, I'm learning. I'm sorry. I called it mariachi. It's salsa. I knew I was saying the wrong word, but I wanted to say a word. You know, It's kind of like how the show continues to go on.

You took a leap of faith because I actually...

So let's make fun of the girl who put herself out there creatively.

I actually... So let's make fun of the girl who put herself out there creatively. I actually didn't take that leap on Monday. Like, I wanted to say what kind of music it was, but I wasn't certain. So I just said music. Musica. Right. I'm really sorry. I will never do it again. It was salsa was salsa though but they and thank you for that because

yes now i know die with a smile does not pair nicely with salsia maybe try mariachi and honestly the

more i learn i think it was intentional explain so when bad bunny like before lady gaga performed he was

talking to the camera about how he's here because he never stopped believing in himself. You know, you got to believe in yourself. And then he said, is this what you wanted? And he gives Lady Gaga, almost like a rebuttal to some of the backlash. Oh, but I don't think he would set her up like that. I think she was in on it. I don't know. People are like, you know, interpreting the performance, how they see to interpret it. And so that was just one interpretation. I think they intended for it to be good. You think they tried to make die with a smile, Salisa version, good? Yes. And I think it's a great idea. And the execution just didn't execute. And that was unfortunate for the little monsters.

And just know, I will never, ever in my life say the word mariachi, even if it applies. Like, I'll never say the word again. I hear you guys. Salsa. I actually had salsa last night. I had tacos. Oh, yeah. I had hamburgers. Oh, I did an egg retrieval last night. I had 12 eggs in the hard boil and I got three. So we had three hard boiled embryos after my

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