Hey, thanks for listening to Suicide Buddies.

This is a podcast where we talk a lot about suicide, suicidal thoughts, and depression,

and joke around about those things because we're comedians who have dealt with those things.

So we like to have fun talking about it, and we hope that helps you.

But we're not joking around because we take those things lightly.

We just want to establish that right up top.

So if you're dealing with suicidal

thoughts right now, and especially if you're feeling yourself close to suicide, first of all,

no, there is no part of us that ever encourages it. Please stay safe. And if you are feeling that,

we want you to reach out right now and call the suicide prevention lifeline it's

1-800-273 talk that's 1-800 273 8255 they're so helpful they will talk to you whenever

wherever they really are just a great ear when you need someone to talk to so please call if you

need it and, enjoy the show.

You know just what to do when I look at you, and I don't want to go.

They call me on the phone. I don't want to go I was just saying to I think that if we try we could if we try, we could fit this whole microphone into his cat's butt.

See, there's you go.

See, this is why I was upset.

And I didn't want to record this, Dave.

Is that true?

No, because you're slut shaming my cat.

And I feel like that's insane.

Because I've worked really hard to make his anus elastic and just, you know,

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