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You're the number one paparazzi guy.

That's crazy.

Hey, it's the yak. Welcome in. Stellbluecoffee.com.

I'm going to fix this once and for all. Do we need a full reset of where we sit with our mic stands? Okay. Stellal blue coffee, read Brandon Watson. Cellular blue coffee, they saved dogs. I believe last count we were up to yesterday was 31. It's a lot of dogs. Was it a sudden? We're back down to 30. Oh, no.

We actually should do that. One person.

It just haven't been like the stock market, but I like, fuck.

Wake up and you see 29.

You guys really got to buy some more coffee because we're going backwards.

Somebody adopted the dog, got into a car accident on the way home.

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You're good.

I'm good. I think I'm good. All right. I'm tightened it. I'm good. Good. You're good. I'm good. I have a question. Yeah. What the hell happened after I farted into this microphone? Right. We farted and left. I farted and left and, uh... Do you guys want the cynical view? Do you want the, do you want the view that Kyle and I shared with each other yesterday or you want like the nice view of it? I want both. I like both. All right. The

the first view of it is that Kyle and I were laughing about yesterday is that and this includes all of us,

everyone here, we're just such terrible people we joke about everything nothing

is like serious we're awful humans to each other we're just busting balls and just mean to each

other so that when we show just a tiny tiny tiny piece of humanity a shred

people are like oh my god that was incredible that was yeah i would say it's all you have to do is say

i love my wife yeah i don't even know who this woman is but she's hot i'm gonna sign her DM

oh yeah imagine you imagine that's how it happens'm going to sign her DM. Oh, yeah.

Imagine if that's how it happens.

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