Oh, Maddie, you ever have one of those mornings where you just, you haven't even been able to sit down and, excuse me, I just need to finish a couple quick more bites of my breakfast? I start with Quaker Oats every morning and I it just gets me

going it gets me that shot I need I eat them dry but I understand how some people

want to put water in them.

You have a very wet mouth so it probably works.

It works perfectly.

Everyone's always told me that.

And you know what?

You can eat them at night too if you're having like an ambient dream.

Oh, they're great.

You know, good flush to the system if you're going to take a couple of dicks later that day?

Exactly.

I throw some in my bathtub, great for the skin. Mm-hmm.

Sometimes I even sleep in a pile of them.

Mm-hmm.

Comforting.

My skin's never been softer, and my sleep never sounder.

Don't inch at all.

It's a little dusty. But what are you going to do?

Try Quaker Oats. A sponsor reality, his podcast.

When I get older, losing my head. podcast. me a Valentine, Valentine's birthday greetings, bottle of wine.

You know, that was, that, what I just did there was less cringe than what I saw.

My favorite was just seeing Charles L. E. Oatmeal

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