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🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Shandy is back with their world-famous reality TV recaps! Today they're breaking down Season 2, Episode 3 of ABC's The Golden Bachelor.
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0:00 - The Inaugural Andy Roast!
6:41 - Episode 3 Kick Off
7:27 - Deb’s 1-On-1
14:58 - The Next Day
18:56 - Group Date
28:41 - Back At The Mansion
35:53 - Tailgate Party
46:22 - Rose Ceremony
49:35 - Episode MVP
49:44 - Andy’s A-Game
50:28 - Shandy’s Predictions
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| 0:00.0 | We should have invited, we shouldn't just invite all the people watching to, like, sit cross-legged in our living room. |
| 0:05.9 | Like, shh, be quiet. |
| 0:08.5 | No talk. |
| 0:11.6 | Dear Shandy. |
| 0:15.9 | Welcome back to a brand new, dear Shandy Golden Bachelor Recap listeners. |
| 0:20.1 | Hello, Andy. |
| 0:22.4 | Hello. How are you today? I'm doing good doing good how are you i am doing good as well very nice to hear okay well we before we get to our golden |
| 0:28.4 | bachelor recap have to follow through on something we said we would do last week andy do you recall |
| 0:34.7 | oh no oh you're going to get roasted right now. |
| 0:40.3 | The shandies, I don't know, I kind of see you guys differently a little bit, honestly. |
| 0:45.8 | Oh, not good roast or bad roast or mean roasts? |
| 0:48.7 | It really ran the gamut and it ranged from very funny. |
| 0:53.7 | Like I thought it was solid to like really just mean |
| 0:57.4 | without being funny and I was like it made me see them differently and then some of them like I give |
| 1:03.3 | a for effort but it wasn't really it wasn't mean enough you know what I mean it's like it has to be |
| 1:07.9 | mean but has to be this is a thing I think with a roast it has to be as funny as it is mean. And that's very difficult to achieve. If it's not funny enough, then it just comes off as mean. Yeah. The worst roast is not that mean and not funny. Yeah. Well, a lot of those were like that. But, you know, it was funny reading them because it ties into what I was saying last week, which is that I don't think I could write a roast. And so I don't blame you guys. Like I relate to you. But I even had a hard time choosing because I like they made me squirm a bit because I love you right and I feel protective |
| 1:46.6 | of you. Was this a bad idea to do this? We bring this on ourselves. We totally brought it on. |
| 1:53.2 | We did ask this of you guys. Okay. So I said last week I would read three, the top three. |
| 1:58.1 | But this, I've decided you your top three, not the top voted. It's kind of a |
| 2:03.1 | mixed. But to be honest, one thing I'll say about the shanties is that the cream does rise to the top. |
| 2:09.5 | So I found that some, not all of the top voted ones were also my favorite. Oh, okay, good. But there |
| 2:16.8 | were a couple that I was like, no. |
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