Well, hello, everybody. And welcome to Roseprix Patreon edition. Let's just get right into it.

Because we got a lot here. Kind of piggybacking a little bit off of our Golden Bachelor episode

that we just did. And a lot of you guys already know this, but we're going real, real deep into

this situation of one of our contestants. I'm a Golden Bachelor. So I think this is kind of widely

known. But if you don't know the story, if you hadn't heard of it, had you heard of it before I

told you? No, I had not. But I don't read as much on the stuff as you do. I'm not, I don't always

like follow it. So I had not heard of, and I definitely hadn't heard of it back in the day.

Because I don't really think about Frankie Valley that much. Well, of course, not back in the day.

But I mean, leading up to when we found out who the contestants were, had you heard, oh,

one of the contestants had an affair with Frankie Valley? No, I had not. Okay. Would you have cared?

That's an interesting question. Uh-uh, as a doge. Now speaking as a lover of seventies, yeah.

Oh, what a night. I love that time. That's what we take from it. Like, when we get into the

nitty gritty about this story, we are not going to be singing Jolly Jolly. No.

All right. So let's get into it. Let's get into this story. And then we've got some angles here.

So okay. I will say that before we even get into it that we we're going to just tell you the

story, but it's gross. Like it's this is in no way. Like we're we're on April side.

Oh, 100%. So by the way, we should just tell you who it is. April Kirkwood is one of the contestants.

That's her name. Yeah. And okay, for those who don't know who he is, maybe some people are too young.

Because this is the old Frankie Valley was like a very famous kind of crooner. Yeah, finger.

That was from what was his band for seasons. They made Jersey boy. They made the show Jersey

boys was about them, right? That's what Jersey boys is about. Like he was pretty fucking famous.

Yeah. He was very, very famous. He had a lot of hit songs. So I'm going to go off of the

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