The Golden Bachelor 0107 "The Women Tell All"
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. When I get older losing my hair many years from now will he still be sending me Valentine? Birthday greetings, |
| 0:38.1 | bottle of wine? If I'd be out till quarter to three, would you lock the door? |
| 0:46.8 | Will you still need me? |
| 0:48.6 | Will you still feed me when I'm 64. |
| 1:05.0 | Okay, the next time I let a huge fart go in public. I'm gonna follow it up with, you were saying? |
| 1:08.0 | Without missing a beat you were saying you were saying |
| 1:15.0 | funnily enough as you were saying that my Alexa went off because my dad did |
| 1:19.3 | that very often in public parted in public. Barted in public. If you don't watch the Golden Bachelor for the sheer fact of seeing Sandra let out a huge |
| 1:31.4 | fart with the with I'm going to say this with the comedic timing of Carol Channing |
| 1:38.3 | Just |
| 1:40.3 | Fantastic I feel like it went on for a good three and a half seconds. |
| 1:48.0 | I thought it was fake. |
| 1:49.7 | I felt like it was like when I've, because'all I'm sorry I'm gonna pull this behind the |
| 1:55.2 | curtain but there have been times where I pretended to fart on the show and |
| 1:59.6 | Christina will add in a fart noise I've never actually farted on the podcast. |
| 2:04.3 | You did when you farted my face. |
| 2:06.2 | I don't remember that. I blocked that out. |
| 2:08.4 | You have fart of a podcast constantly. |
| 2:11.3 | I don't remember. |
| 2:12.1 | Christina always adds it in it may have not been loud but not |
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