Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be Loves and it'll be funny and because they'll

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see me live.

But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Carr laughs funny. I'll be everywhere.

Go to Jimmy Carr.com for details. When I get older losing my hair many years from now will you still be sending me Valentine? Birthday

greetings, bottle of wine? In might be out till quarter to three, would you lock the door?

Will you still need me?

Will you still feed me when I'm 64. Well, I'all, I was planning on starting this episode to talk about there's going to be a lot of

children for Poodle and he's not going to love that, but it's been superseded by the by Jake before we

started told me what did you tell me before we started recording this show there are there are show? There are some workmen clearing out brush over in the building next to us.

And he's not being sexual and talking about his ass. They're

actually clearing out brush. No, that's brambles. Oh, thank you. This is and there's

some queen who lives in the building next to me blaring the Spotify Broadway station.

Just the generic, like Broadway loves Broadway or Queens on Broadway and every song is like

popular from Wicked and the next one is how far I'll go from Moana. And the next one is satisfied

from Hamilton. And you know every word.

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