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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

The Golden Bachelor 0102

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.86.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The golden bachelor and his ladies embark on first dates; the leading man has a 72nd birthday to remember; the second rose ceremony of the season proves no less emotional than the first. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE?  JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/ or Apple Subscriptions https://linktr.ee/RealityGays Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt!  SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

When I get older, losing my head, many years from now, Will he still be sending me Valentine's

0:14.0

best day greetings bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three, would you lock the door?

0:24.0

Will he still need me? Will he still feed me when I'm 64?

0:36.0

I'm going to say something that I don't usually say.

0:40.0

Oh, this scares me. I'm very grateful for our show and for you.

0:46.0

Okay.

0:48.0

I'm scared. I'm being nice.

0:50.0

I'm being scared.

0:52.0

Not that it was not that we were on to love to see it, but Pratchelor podcast.

1:00.0

They do with other things and they're, you're so afraid of what I'm going to say.

1:04.0

I'm so afraid of what you're going to say right now.

1:06.0

If you're going to see the video, I'm just like, no, I'm saying it's like,

1:10.0

and then I guess I forget how horrible the things that I say

1:16.0

are until other people are hearing them.

1:20.0

Because I think they were, y'all, both Emma and Lee could roll with the punches on love to see it.

1:26.0

But like, of course, I said some crazy shit that came off the top of my head.

1:32.0

And at one point, I did say that I finally figured out what Gary's voice reminded me of.

1:42.0

And it was fundamentalist, fundamentalist, FLDS, church leader Warren Jeffs.

1:50.0

And Emma's eyes were filled with horror.

1:54.0

Because this man is just love it.

1:56.0

You need the priesthood and you must keep sweet and obey.

2:02.0

And Lee's face just went, I need to be somewhere else.

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